funny love quotes

" Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.”
Albert Einstein

" You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."
Henny Youngman

" Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull."
H. L. Mencken

" I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
David Bissonette